Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….