Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob