John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
In Communication With The Office
Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together. On the second tee...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...