Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Going further
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...