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A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
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Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
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