What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...