Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...