Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...