Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...