There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!