Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...