Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...