Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...