A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...