Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...