Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Interesting facts
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...