The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...