Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Police are in a chase
|Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...