USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...