Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.