Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...