Some very common traits in two drunks
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An Internet Christmas
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Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Free marriage ceremony
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What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Psychiatrist Handyman
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Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...