Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...