I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...