The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes...
Sad revelations
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...