Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...