Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Seashore with family
|A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...