Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
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Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
5 flies in the kitchen
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Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...