David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
Investment counselor
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...