Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
A love story
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The Politically Correct Country Club
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Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
The football-playing turkey
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20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
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