Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...