Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
No Jobs.
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...