Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...