Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!