My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Strange people are here
|There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...