I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.