After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
An error publishing an article
|From Reuters News Service:Canada’s Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...