What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
The great rabbit escape!
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...