The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Banned Children’s Books
BANNED CHILDREN’S BOOKSDad’s New Wife Timothy Pop! Goes the Hamster…and Other Great Microwave Games...
Problems and Male Gender
Ever notice how so many of women’s problems can be traced to the male...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…