Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...