Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
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Chimney Cricket!
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Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...