A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...