Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...