Coffee Time
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I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
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One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Work for an operator
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Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.