First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog…
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....