Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....