A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
A Mother at 65!
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...