Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...