The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.