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Check your Dirty IQ!
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A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
The programmer’s cheer
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If Timex made toasters…
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If IBM ran Christmas…
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Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
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