Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...